I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
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doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
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I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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