I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Ever have the mailman look at you like youre a chronic masterbator. I have.
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
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