You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
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And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
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I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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