The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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