okay pat passed out under dana's car
we were just talking about designated drivers and i suggested we each hire a mexican day laborer to give us piggy back rides... i have the best ideas eveeer
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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