Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
He's a Shit stain on my heart
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
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