I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
Every time I drink before 5 somebody's pet dies
Stop drinking before 5
Easier said than done
Can I color on your dick again?
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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