I feel like I've been hit by a train. I woke up this morning covered in wine, free condoms, and a sign language dictionary.
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
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