found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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