Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
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