i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
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I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
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And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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