Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
I'm going to write a book about John. It's going to be called big dreams, little dick
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
my poor anus
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
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