you will always have a special place in my vag
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
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