I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
Can't talk, ducks in the car
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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