you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
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I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
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I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
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