Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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