After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
Broken heels while double fisting margaritas, picking up shirtless, bloody men and escorting them out of harms way, the meltdown when I realized I can go without a bra bc my boobs shrunk, the morning vodka red bull you were forced to drink? Which one roped you in?
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
Randomize
