Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
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