Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
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slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
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I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
I should probably just LinkedIn request everyone I've ever slept with so they stop popping up on my suggested connections list
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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