All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
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