its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
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downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
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Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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