I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
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I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
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I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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