whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
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Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
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I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."