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(910): View more from North Carolina

An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?

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(619): View more from California

There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.

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(573): View more from Missouri

My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid

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(904): View more from Florida

Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.

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(614): View more from Ohio

You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.

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(406): View more from Montana

I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people

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(541): View more from Oregon

I'm drunk from drinking bourbon out of a "cupcake sippy cup" at the Denny's bar. What the fuck happened to the goals I had?

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(780): View more from Alberta, CA

He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome

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