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  I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...

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• (604): View more from British Columbia

  it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?

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• (716): View more from New York

  Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen

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• (+61): View more from Australia

  He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.

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• (217): View more from Illinois

  Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.

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• (937): View more from Ohio

  in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.

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• (512): View more from Texas

  I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom

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• (734): View more from Michigan

  I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing

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• (315): View more from New York

  It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios

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• (970): View more from Colorado

  OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID

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