I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
Randomize
