That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
Hung over does not do it justice. I am hung like a horse over. I am hungover and over and over. I am hung, drawn and quartered fucking over. They just told me I can't keep my sunglasses on in the office. Fuck drinking with you people.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
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