We're facebook friends in real life
so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
We're not piercing ourselves today.
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
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