WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
Me and a 30 year old man are sitting in my bathtub in swimsuits drinking straight rum from the bottle. Don't tell me how fucked up your Christmas is.
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
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