But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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