youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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