I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
You promised me a handle of vodka if I took home her ugly friend. Thanks to law class I took for the 2nd time I know that's a unilateral contract asshole
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
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