I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
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You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
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I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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