she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
You are a booty call, not a friend.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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