i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Like, you've got the smoothest dick in the west. Do you moisturize?
Yes I do
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
Why is the toilet broken? Why did I wake up naked in the shower, hugging a bath mat? WHY IS THE TOILET BROKEN?
Is it just clogged or something?
No! There are actual chunks of toilet on the floor.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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