Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Thanks to blow jobs, my margarita's at the bar are only 3dollars.
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
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Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
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I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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