Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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