There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
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Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
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This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
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