What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
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so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
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cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
I met this girl the other day and found out her boyfriend is a helicopter pilot. How the fuck do you compete with that.
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
Currently at a bar observing the mating patterns of drunken people in their 60s. This is hilariously terrifying. Hope he has Viagra.
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
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