I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
We are two peas in an std pod
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
What's worse: not calling my parents in Dallas to make sure they're alright or not taking shelter to masturbate all over my douchebag roommates clothes?
I worry about you.
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
Randomize
