she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
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