Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
17 year olds will be the death of me.
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
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