put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
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found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
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They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
My legs feel like baby dolphins
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
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