i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
3 things I learned last night: 1.) I'm not as light as I used to be. 2.) Sex on the roof of a convertible is a really bad idea. 3.) The hospital now has super glue pens for sealing minor cuts instead of stitches!
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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