We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
hell yes lets make some ravioli
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
Ugh. I'm going to die alone, sister. Half-eaten by one of my thirty-seven cats and clutching a martini shaker
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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