Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I woke up in a house cuddled up with a beagle on a futon. have no idea who anyone is but they all call me stretch. yeaaahhh boiiiiii
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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