love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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