I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
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