I never want to see another naked old woman again.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
Peru was great. He sent me a text after thanking me for my amazing morals which confused me but made me oddly proud...then he texted a correction. He meant my amazing oral. Sadly this Made me prouder. Fuck u bitches and ur morally inhibiting gag reflexes.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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