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(775): View more from Nevada

Are we in a gay sports bar?

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(812): View more from Indiana

Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless

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(740): View more from Ohio

My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome

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(850): View more from Florida

OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.

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(203): View more from Connecticut

tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.

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(907): View more from Alaska

I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.

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(918): View more from Oklahoma

In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.

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(817): View more from Texas

My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person

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(540): View more from Virginia

You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men

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