she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels