Are we in a gay sports bar?
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
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tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
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Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men