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• (484): View more from Pennsylvania

  Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...

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• (240): View more from Maryland

  she said your name and I thought she was asking me to motorboat her. Best. Miscommunication.Ever.

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• (805): View more from California

  the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie

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• (850): View more from Florida

  some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job

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• (419): View more from Ohio

  You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking

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• (940): View more from Texas

  Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.

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• (515): View more from Iowa

  I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.

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• (289): View more from Ontario

  how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???

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• (386): View more from Florida

  Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball

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• (256): View more from Alabama

  Who died my cat blue again?

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