What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
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