she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
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some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
My wrist bandage is guacamole stained. What an accurate representation of my life as a whole
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
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It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
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