Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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