Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
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I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
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I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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