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(203): View more from Connecticut

just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge

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(518): View more from New York

in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa

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(319): View more from Iowa

I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.

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(403): View more from Alberta, CA

You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.

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(612): View more from Minnesota

I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.

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(651): View more from Minnesota

Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...

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(860): View more from Connecticut

I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright

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(404): View more from Georgia

My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces

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