ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
So many bounce houses so little time
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
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