quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
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I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
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I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
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